Friday, June 15, 2012

Farming, Boxing, and Learn to Fight Zombies!

Learn to box and help develop and maintain a veggie garden. Free to participate. Take home a share of what you help grow. www.farmandfight.com YES!

July 1st - Zombie Defense Course! $25 gets you in. Priceless skill set gets you out, alive. Special guest instructors give you the basics on what to do when you run out of ammo (assuming you had any to begin with!) 

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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Pay Us to Learn So You Don't Have To Do It

Help At College?


We are a growing community of students and grads who post and complete college assignments in exchange for money on our website. If you need help with an essay etc... then get in touch! We are also looking for more smart and reliable people to help complete work for others.

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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

I Want Pretty Dirt, But I Feel Like an eHarmony Reject!

LAWN REHAB:


If honesty, integrity, follow-through, and hard work are part of your character descriptions AND you smile, have a sense of humor, AND can communicate via email and texts, please, keep reading!

Frankly, I'm sick of having contractors come through my home. They bid too much, bid too little, don't call back, show up for a day and leave. I don't want to have to interview anybody else. Mainly, what I want is for my dirt to look pretty. I'm in a rental and the landlord is cheap so if I can get the weeds up, level the dirt, and then fix these sunken beds that some self-righteous kid dug up and then stuck me with along with a bunch of rosemary, that's all I really want to get a bid on. I have pictures and previous estimates and would like to get back to real life so I'd rather accomplish what we can via email before asking you to come over and both of our time be wasted (or not wasted.) 

Man, I sound like a bummer, but it's been six weeks and I'm so, so tired :) This is how the e-Harmony people must feel. 
  • Location: East Palmdale
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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Occupy Protesters Motivation Envy


Occupy Protesters Motivation Envy


Date: 2011-10-18, 12:58PM PDT
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The shaggy soldiers of Occupy Wall Street have ignited simpatico protests in 900 cities four weeks after it began as an illegal sleepover in a privately owned park near Wall Street. Now the occupy protester people can have some say in the horrific buisiness only bailouts for the rich get richers just in the thinking that is going to keep capitalism getting stronger are upset and complain about the fact that they the people complaining are the forgotten people in the trenches who don;t also get the same big bailouts by the us government to make them happy like the buisinesses seem to be touting fakely also .

But what is it, really, that unites these unwashed and miffed masses? Envy. The Occupiers OWS is a fitting label for them, for they profess to be in great pain want government to not be shocked when people complain about the shitty plight of the middle classes and poor working classes in this country having to bow down to the rich bitches rich get richer mentality that Bush had on this country for 8 years to handled the same or better that the rich bitches got handled so eloquently under Bush and his rich get richer world for 8 years before Obama got there.

Take on too much college debt? Government should forgive that just like the Government Bailed out the Auto Industry and the Banking Industry and the Real Estate Industry yet forgot to Bail out the people first. Fall behind in payments on a home you were reckless to buy in the first place? Just like Banks bought up this country from under the masses so too should the people get to do that too and not be told off about it. Force the banks to wipe out the loans because the government bailed them out of their over spending so what makes the people not be bailed out also ! Waste time getting a Ph.D in 17th century Russian literature in an economy that needs engineers? So what the Banks were greedy with stupid investments and stupid ideas also so why whouldnt the people also be calling for Cap on professional salaries!

Envy is a two way street not just one sided like the bailouts did. Obama rushed to Bail out Banks and Automobile industrys and such to get people to also get bailed out too and not just the banks.. Whats so un American about the banks only getting the sentiment of the self-pitying, why shouldnt the people get some pitty too the self-banks shouldnt just be only entitled and the self-serving .

In our bones, we Americans -- the real "Americans" these indolent, bongo-playing hangerson purport to represent -- don't resent Banks and Automobile companys big buisinesses successes when they get bailed out by our tax paying dollars but why shouldnt we also the people in the trenches the working classes and middle classes that are the backbone of America also be inspired by bailouts for the people not just buisinesses, because we have were told that the American belief was that with hard work we, too, can acheive and attain success with things not just buisinesses ofwhat the rich only for 8 years under Bushes rich get richer have attained.






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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Filing an Official Complaint Against the County of Shasta

Big League Dreams- regular folks nightmare (Shasta Co)
Date: 2011-08-29, 8:22AM PDT

It must cost a small fortune to keep that mistake running....
The grounds keeper
The water bill
The lights, insurance etc-
I say we start an open audit on our elected officials. After-all it was a handful of them
that pushed the paperwork to get the nightmare built? 

Location: Shasta Co

Sunday, April 10, 2011

$50 Spares Your Pet From Post-Rapture Abandonment - After Rapture Pet Care Solutions

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Originally Posted: Thu, 19 Jun 15:59 CDT

Your Pets Will Not Be Flagged For Removal By Jesus During the Rapture


Date: 2008-06-19, 3:59PM CDT


FLAGGERS: Over half the United States population has legitimate concerns about what will happen to their pets after the rapture occurs. Please respect their faith and allow this service to remain posted, just as the waste removal and grooming posts remain posted. Again, over half of the US population feels that this is a concern to them. If there is a specific problem with the ad, please email me. Thank you.

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"No one knows when that day or hour will come. Even the angels in heaven and the Son don't know. Only the Father knows."
(Matthew 24:36)

"For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord will by no means precede those who are asleep. For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord."
(1 Thessalonians 4:15�17)


Have you ever thought about what will happen to your pets after Jesus comes back to claim the souls of the saved during the Rapture and deliver them to heaven to enjoy ever lasting life? The bible clearly teaches that only those that have accepted Jesus as their savior will enter heaven (John 14:6, Romans 3:23), and we all know that pets do not have the cognitive ability to do this, so what will happen to your beloved pets? Surely without you there, they would be stuck inside your empty house, starving to death with no one to feed them, let them out to potty, or clean their litter box. This is probably not what you envision for your pets after you are gone. This is where I come in.

I am here to offer you pet care service for after the rapture. As an atheist, I will surely still be here on this earth post rapture and would love to look after your pets for a small fee and make sure they are still well taken care of after you and your family have been raptured. You will be able to look down on them from heaven and see them being well cared for by me and living happy, healthy lives. Do not let my atheism scare you! I am a moral and loving pet owner and would never do harm to any animal.

For a small deposit of only $50, you can be assured that your pets will be well cared for from the time that you are raptured until the end of their natural life. They will get adequate amounts of food, water, and shelter as well as plenty of exercise and socialization as I would imagine there will be a lot of pets that will be abandoned by Jesus the pet hater that will need to be cared for.

If interested, please email me for my PayPal address (you can also send me a check if you prefer) so you can assure that your pets will be taken care of after Jesus comes to take your soul to heaven. $50 is only a small price to pay to know that while you are enjoying everlasting bliss, your pets will be cared for until their end days. Thanks and have a great day!

Please do not flag this ad. It is very serious.




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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Buy a New Identity - This is Your Chance, Wannabe Biker Dudes!

2008 Harley FLHTC Custom Bobfork - $87000 (Las Vegas)


Date: 2011-02-08, 5:37PM PST

If you are looking for a chrome plated sub-tech slow no stopping lousy cornering oil leaking louder than Crackatoa motorcycle with black and white tv era technology that you can pay too much for then this bike is for you. This bike will make up for your tiny manhood and eggshell ego and is perfect for that fat-ass tits on the ground tattooed smelly bovine nearly toothless "old lady" you lug around with you every where you go just so you don't have to kiss her goodbye. Now you can show up at biker events and mingle with other beer-aholic losers who play dress up with the black outfits and stupid vests covered in dumb slogan patches and cheesy trinket buttons and pretend like you're a "son of anarchy."

This bike has enough chrome on it to blind you on a sunny day and enough money invested in it to keep my kids from having descent shoes or dental care. Why should they be different from Mom and Dad...right? If you buy it this week I'll throw in every other dumb thing I've bought just because it says "Harley" on it. Once you throw a leg over this beauty you can run that movie in your head where you're the big hero and chicks flock around you like flies. Actually those are flies, but your friends will tell you how "bad to the bone" you look and make you feel special and that alone is priceless in a world where you can get a personality from a dealership. So don't wait. Bust out that wallet tethered to you with a dog chain and plop down your kids college tuition and you can fantasize about being a man. This is your chance.