Thursday, June 26, 2008

To My Neighbor Who I Saw Pooping in His Yard Yesterday

Posted Anonymously in Pittsburgh

I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".

Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.

That is just hilarious!! I thought the 12 year old boy who pooped in my mothers yard was strange, but this certainly sounds like a grown adult - I think!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well you sure it wasn't some midget , Pobody's Nerfect?? He would look like a 12 year old pooping in your yard calling you "sugar tits"