Friday, June 15, 2012

Farming, Boxing, and Learn to Fight Zombies!

Learn to box and help develop and maintain a veggie garden. Free to participate. Take home a share of what you help grow. www.farmandfight.com YES!

July 1st - Zombie Defense Course! $25 gets you in. Priceless skill set gets you out, alive. Special guest instructors give you the basics on what to do when you run out of ammo (assuming you had any to begin with!) 

  • Location: Portland
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PostingID: 3047309309

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Pay Us to Learn So You Don't Have To Do It

Help At College?


We are a growing community of students and grads who post and complete college assignments in exchange for money on our website. If you need help with an essay etc... then get in touch! We are also looking for more smart and reliable people to help complete work for others.

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  • Compensation: varies
PostingID: 2852956601

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

I Want Pretty Dirt, But I Feel Like an eHarmony Reject!

LAWN REHAB:


If honesty, integrity, follow-through, and hard work are part of your character descriptions AND you smile, have a sense of humor, AND can communicate via email and texts, please, keep reading!

Frankly, I'm sick of having contractors come through my home. They bid too much, bid too little, don't call back, show up for a day and leave. I don't want to have to interview anybody else. Mainly, what I want is for my dirt to look pretty. I'm in a rental and the landlord is cheap so if I can get the weeds up, level the dirt, and then fix these sunken beds that some self-righteous kid dug up and then stuck me with along with a bunch of rosemary, that's all I really want to get a bid on. I have pictures and previous estimates and would like to get back to real life so I'd rather accomplish what we can via email before asking you to come over and both of our time be wasted (or not wasted.) 

Man, I sound like a bummer, but it's been six weeks and I'm so, so tired :) This is how the e-Harmony people must feel. 
  • Location: East Palmdale
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  • Compensation: Reasonable Bid
PostingID: 2852964507