Lemme Borrow Your Mower, I'll Feed it for You

We have a 1/2 acre fully fenced with a 1 stall barn. I would like to have an animal or animals to graze the 1/2 acre during the grass growing season. we do not want to keep the animal during the winter. If you need to graze your animal and are willing to take it back when the grass stops growing, get in touch with us. Your animals must share our barn yard with the resident Chickens. We would like to have small animals such as Goat, Goats, Sheep, Alpaca, Alpacas, Miniature Horse, Miniature Horses. No full size horses please, we have experience with Goats and Sheep. So you need land, and we need grass trimming, we have no intention to keep these animals, but they will be safe and cared for during their stay.

Really now... But I think I'm more entertained by the use of singular and plural animal names, with the exception of sheep. What, you won't take a lamb? But no full sized horses, they have no experience with riding mowers!

The I-Can't-Fix-it-Guy Needs Help

Help me finish many projects. Please have experience, transportation and time to work. Please own tools, and be reliable. I need baseboards installed, windows repaired, a window framed, and many other projects.

Translation: I started many projects, but I never finish anything. My wife is getting upset, so it's time to get them done now. I hope you have experience, because I don't know what I'm doing, and that's why I never finished. Please bring your own tools, all I have is a bag of nails and a wrench.