Showing posts with label How Dare You. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How Dare You. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Filing an Official Complaint Against the County of Shasta

Big League Dreams- regular folks nightmare (Shasta Co)
Date: 2011-08-29, 8:22AM PDT

It must cost a small fortune to keep that mistake running....
The grounds keeper
The water bill
The lights, insurance etc-
I say we start an open audit on our elected officials. After-all it was a handful of them
that pushed the paperwork to get the nightmare built? 

Location: Shasta Co

Thursday, June 26, 2008

To My Neighbor Who I Saw Pooping in His Yard Yesterday

Posted Anonymously in Pittsburgh

I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".

Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.

That is just hilarious!! I thought the 12 year old boy who pooped in my mothers yard was strange, but this certainly sounds like a grown adult - I think!

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Needing a White Trash Washboard Band

Do you have a band that plays jug, washboard, saw, kettle string, spoons, juice harp, etc? If so, we're looking to hire you for our upcoming White Trash Wine Tasting Party. Pay is cheap, (all the recyclables you can carry) but there'll be lots of good "white trash" food and drinks. If you behave yourselves we may even let you stay for midnight croquet.

Interesting way of hiring someone, insult them by calling them "white trash" offer them your garbage, and expect them to entertain you! How about this, I'll show up with a few pots and pans, get a few little kids to bang on them for a bit while singing the theme song to Beverly Hillbillies! You can recycle your own garbage, and none of us will behave - leaving you to play midnight croquet with your "white trash" wino friends!